Someone's got to do it

No, I did not invent the word, some silly lady on MUA's Nail Board did, misspelling, dear Reader, your raison d'être while ranting about sloths who dare to post pre-cleanup pictures of their polished nails. Well, if messy application, dents, chips, VNL, frazzly cuticles (argh), smurf fingers, stubby nails and crappy photos hurt your sensibilities: vade retro! Do not venture any further, because your worst nightmare has come true.

For my daily eye candy, I too, visit the beautiful np-blogs made by many wonderful women, some with access to the latest and the greatest, but most with the time, energy and skills to produce marvellous swatches. I on the other hand, live in Nail Polish Desert, have a busy life where nail polish comes last, and until now have only used my camera for landscapes and people. I have been ploishing my nails forever, but rarely find the time for the perfect cleanup. Life - and a lot of water - gets in the way.
There will be new and old, high-end and low-end, swatches, comparisons, frankens, dreams and rants -
so for your regular bit of dirty on the side, I welcome you to Aniploish.